I Wanna Run and Hide

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fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

[top: watch the avengers for a third time

bottom: spend entire movie cataloguing what Captain America has missed]

Steve seems like a not-jerkassy human being, so I’m sure civil rights and feminism won’t give him much pause, but - hm. He slept through Nixon and Watergate, so he wouldn’t have the inherent distrust and cynicism towards the federal government. He might think Black Widow is a communist, but I’m guessing “commie” wouldn’t hold the same negative connotations as someone who had actually gone through the Cold War. He’d be pretty shocked at the changing attitudes towards the armed forces in the wake of My Lai and Cambodia and Iran-Contra and the Kandahar massacre. Vacuum cleaners are weird but they perform the same function as a carpet sweeper and he’s not an idiot so they won’t confuse him. Modern art - he’s an artist, right - that - that might be a bit jarring. Huh. Has he ever eaten a kiwi? Does he know what a kiwi is? Has someone in SHIELD explained to him that smoking cigarettes for your asthma is actually a really terrible idea? Has someone explained inflation to him so he doesn’t literally faint when he goes to gas up his motorcycle? Does he have a license for that? What were popular American attitudes towards the Middle East in the early 40s? Were can openers - yeah, can openers had been invented by then, so - 

emotipugs:

That feeling you get when you decide that if you’re going to spend over $10 on a burrito with all the fixings you’re going to eat the whole damned thing in one sitting and deal with the consequences later, if God didn’t want you to eat it all he wouldn’t have invented it in the first place.

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SARAAAAHHHH!

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Honestly, Florida is terrifying right now.

My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.

My Dad:

My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ

There is really no caption needed except ADFGHJKL!!!!!!!

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A big ass fucking spider just crawled right by my computer and I freaked out like a little bitch and made the weirdest/most nonsensical noise ever. 

NO SLEEP FOR ME.

Anybody: I've never seen Phantom of the Opera.

Me: Oh, that's okay.

Inside my head: Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?

hurricane-head:

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

INCOHERENT NOISES RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER

IM SO DEAD.

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lucy-inpepperland:

John Lennon: professional troll who plays music on the side

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